“SMUT MAKES ME THIRSTY” STAINLESS STEEL WATER BOTTLE FOR READERS

$19.99

Are your steamy reads leaving you parched? Smut readers, self-pubbed authors, and water girlies: meet the Uncanny Unedited “Smut Makes Me Thirsty” water bottle!

Quench your thirst and fuel up for your next open-door romance with this stainless steel reusable water bottle. Whether you’re spicing up your commute with a sizzling hot audiobook or working out your muscles (and your imagination) with a tantalizing eBook at the gym, we’re here to help keep your body and mind hydrated. Cheers!

More Details

White double-walled bottle made of stainless steel, with dark blue design that says “Smut Makes Me Thirsty”

A spill-proof lid and straw, perfect for kicking up your feet and giggling while reading a romance (without making a mess)

Measurements: 32oz, 8” tall (We love an 8-incher)

Care instructions: Wash by hand!

Delivery

Shipped first class in 2 business days