You write books.
We write everything else.

We get it — most copywriters and content writers work on a per-project basis. We don’t, because there are so many things we can do when we work under a single retainer.

As a general rule, we can provide a quarterly content strategy in 3-4 hours, write a blog in about an hour, and write an email in about 30-45 minutes. It takes about 8-10 hours to write an author’s website. We’ll spend an hour or two on a KDP book listing (gotta get that story right!). Social media takes a couple of hours per two-week batch, and design takes about 30 minutes an image. Our VA can schedule your blog, email, or two-week batch of social in about 30 minutes (each). 

We’re fast, we’re great writers, and we are here to get you more readers!

You can choose one 15-hour package, or we can put you “on retainer.” It’s like a lawyer but not shitty. You have us on staff to help strategize your quarters, book launches, and author brand strategy — and to write everything you need. That way, you can get back to writing books and we’ll write everything else.

We’ve worked with nearly one hundred entrepreneurs and authors, writing content and copy in a wide range of voices. We’ve written a nuts-and-bolts catalog for a hardware store, OK? From witty and sarcastic to sweet and soft (and everything in between), we can nail your author voice. We have a super clear process that helps us get to the root of your voice, and we have brand exercises that help us hone in on what you write like.

Plus, as part of our onboarding process, we work with you to get feedback on our writing so after the first few deliverables, you can’t tell our writing from yours. (Seriously, it happens all the time with our clients.)

Will you read my book(s)?

We’d love to read all your books in their entirety! This takes time, though, and we do not bill for time reading our clients' books. This is why we ask for synopses, read reviews, and browse excerpts — so we can get the gist of your book without wasting your retainer time. 

If there are critical details to your story or how you’d like to market your book(s), we’ll ask for that before we get started so we can accurately portray your characters and plot.

We can discuss payment plans for those who are willing to put their credit card on file through our secure payment processor. This way, we can bill you at the start of the month for the agreed-upon payment amount. However, if you are unwilling to put your credit card on file, we do ask for payment in full upfront. 

We book new clients every month. Make sure to schedule a discovery call with us so you can grab the soonest spot!